It's like they're being eaten.

[trouble]

It's a bit distressing how often I wander around my flat going "But I just had pants".

(Pants = slacks here, not underpants. I tend to know where my underpants are.)

Comments

[mscongeniality]

I suspect this is similar to 'but I had two shoes a minute ago' syndrome.

[hatman]

Pants are overrated.

OTOH, disappearing pants makes me worry that the anti-sock particles produced by the cosmic votexes from heated, spinning dryers are growing in field density. This could be a problem.